Bimbo Baggins (cherie_morte) wrote,
Bimbo Baggins
cherie_morte

I look at you and I would rather look at you than all the portraits in the world.

Today, as I was making my way toward the office, I saw one of the more glorious sights my eyes have ever beheld. You see, I work on a satellite campus as close as you can get to Buttfuck, Nowhere in the middle of a city. We never get the fun, college campus things out here.

And yet. As I stepped off the shuttle (that's right, we have to take a shuttle here from the real campus because there isn't even public transportation out here) this morning, there was a Coke bus parked on the quad. You may not know my feelings on Coke. Be assured that I have feelings on Coke and they are positive feelings.

Anyway, I was naturally excited because "oh, free stuff that I actually want!" BUT THEN. IT GOT BETTER. As I got in line, they asked my name and "Who would you share a Coke with right now if you could choose anyone?" Being bamboozled by the free Coke excitement, I gave honest answers to these questions. I got a Coke with my name on it (pretty cool since my name doesn't come on ANYTHING) and my girl wutendeskind. But as I was walking away, I realized what an opportunity I'd missed.

And that's the story of how, instead of getting anything useful done, I've spent the entire day playing with my new fandom Coke cans.


Share a Coke with your soulmate.

You know that thing J2 do? Where they start a panel like this...


Five minutes in they're like this...


And by the end of the panel...


Or you could just look at my penis tower.


I am a Real Adult with a salary and a mortgage.

My highly mature workday aside, here are some other updates. I posted a little fic this morning!

Title: What's in a Name?
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: R for sexual content, violence, major character death (neither of the boys)
Word Count: 1,500
Summary: Five times all they needed was each other's names.

Some really terrible things are happening in the world right now, and one of them, as I'm sure you are aware, is the tragic Earthquake that struck Nepal. A bunch of really wonderful and talented people are offering great fanworks here at the fandomaid auction. Although I still owe charity fic from years ago and thus will not be offering fic, I am offering betas! Guys, I am a fantastic, thorough beta, and I highly recommend me. It's bigbang season! You will need a beta!!! My thread is here.

This is the last you will here from me before the spn_j2_bigbang deadline. I have 17K to go right now. Which is pretty bleak, I grant you. But I've been really making myself proud with my writing output so far this year, and I have a plan, so I am not doubting myself yet. Besides, now I have Jared/Jensen cans of Coke to reward myself with when I strike 20K. GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE ELSE ALSO TYPING FRANTICALLY TO GET IN ON TIME. I SHALL SEE YOU ALL AT THE FINISH LINE, MY BELOVED COMRADES.
Tags: big bang, fangirling fangirls irl, feeeeeeelliinngggsss, gay savant, here let me write you a novel, i ship it!, is this how you adult? am i adulting cor, jared and jensen are in love, my hair is my only friend, oh fandom, oh-my-livia, once again elisa is the table douchebag, public entry, the internet is eating my life, those brothers have sex, visual aides
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