Bimbo Baggins (cherie_morte) wrote,
Bimbo Baggins

Desperate asshole, seeking love.

Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy frrriieeenndddssss...

So, as some of you may know from my hysterical sobbing, I am to post my spn_j2_bigbang on Thursday. 8 million things piling up this weekend conspired to fuck up my shit, and now I am WAY BEHIND where I should be on my story. Basically, I had a beta lined up (*waves to zubeneschamali*), but I feel that it would be dirty and wrong to use her, or anyone, at this point without laying out just how dick of a move I am pulling here:

Basically, I need someone who can beta this big boy for me in two parts: the first will be by far the largest part and I hope to get it to beta by tomorrow night, the second part should be finished by Wednesday night. Altogether, I am predicting it will finish at around 40K. If it gets much longer than that, frankly, I'm going to jump into the ocean and stay there forever and you will never hear of my bigbang or my failed existence again. This means I need someone who can beta that big of a fic in 2 days, with about 10-15K of it only having 1 day. UH, I'm a fucking asshole.

I know the chances of anyone both willing and able to do this existing are pretty grim, but if you're interested, I will try my best to pay you back. You will have my eternal love and gratitude. I'm kind of super poor right now, but I could try to write you something or donate to a charity you like after I get paid on Friday or SOMETHING???

Also, my fic is Jared/Jensen and the only really important warnings are a) tentacle porn (Jensen is an alien, it's cool), and b) some discussion of suicidal thought/intent.

I'm screening comments so no one can see that nobody wants to read my story that your emails are protected when 800 of you all comment begging to have the honor of doing this for me at once.

ETA: My flist is full of fucking saints. I'm going to send it to a few of you guys. Stay tuned. ♥
Tags: big bang, gay savant, i just really like tentacles okay, i ship it!, jared and jensen are in love, my hair is my only friend, oh fandom, once again elisa is the table douchebag, public entry, the internet is eating my life, wallowing in self-pity
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