Who has two thumbs and finally posted her bigbang after first missing her posting date, then losing power on her extension date just as she was preparing to post? This guy. WE HAD NO POWER AT HOME UNTIL AROUND NOON TODAY. I have spent the last three days drifting from one place to the next trying to find people to put me up, like a really well-connected homeless person. I wrote dog dick porn in a restaurant with some unfortunate Asian man sitting right next to me breathing down my neck. I'm sure his world has been fundamentally rocked--and not in a good way. I HOPE YOU PEOPLE APPRECIATE IT (by which I mean, pls to read my fic if it's your cuppa and say nice things to me even if they are lies :P).
Title: Rattling Your Locks
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Rating: NC-17 for Explicit sexual content (Alpha!Jared/Omega!Jensen knotting), references to past sexual assault of a minor, past character death (bad people), dub- and noncon, past suicidal thoughts, slavefic and mistreatment of slaves, violence, really fucked up legal systems that are distressingly based on actual slave laws, alcohol use, and language.
Word Count: 50,240
Summary: AU: Born into slavery, Jared has been trained and used as a pleasure slave ever since he was a teenager. Rare and coveted because of his Alpha status, Jared has always sold to the richest and often cruelest of masters.
His new master, the young but ruthless CEO of TradeMark Entertainment, Jensen Ackles, seems no different. At least, not until Jared stops to wonder what a consummate Alpha male like Ackles would want with another Alpha as his pleasure slave.
Things only get more confusing when Jared arrives at his new master's home and finds that there are no other slaves. He soon learns that Ackles freed all of his father's slaves when he inherited them and has been a vocal supporter and patron of anti-slavery groups since. Jared doesn't know how to reconcile this knowledge with his master's outward coldness, but the more he learns about Ackles, the less he seems to fit into the assumptions that Jared has made about him.
I KNOW, THAT IS WEIRD, RIGHT? WHAT WAS I THINKING, YOU ASK. Hah, silly you. Me, think things. I'm just here to look pretty and write knotting porn, okay? If any of this intrigues you, you should also look at the art flitter_and_fly made here because it is lovely and she is lovely!
Things I can do now that my bigbang is posted:
- not worry about bigbang
- read other people's bigbangs
- not worry about bigbang
- look at ALL the art I've missed
- NOT WORRY ABOUT MY BIGBANG
I'm so happy I could cry. I almost just gave up on this one and dropped out like five times. I don't even know how I stayed in except I didn't want to be an even huger disappointment to my poor artist. THIS STORY DID NOT WANT TO END, JFC.
In unrelated but clearly more important news, tomorrow is my favorite holiday, and after a scare where I thought we would still not have power and I would have to kill everyone here including myself to escape the horror of not getting to do the Fourth of July right, Independence Day is back on!! I shall let Sam and Dean say it best, on behalf of all tragically incestuous Americans: