Title: Rub Me the Right Way
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen, also some Jared/Genevieve, attempted!JDM/Genevieve, Genevieve/Aldis, and past Jensen/Alexander the Great (no really)
Rating: R for Mild Sexuality, Language, and what may or may not be Slave!fic, I'm still not sure.
Word Count: 20,295
Summary: "You're a genie and you live in Chad's bong?" Jared asks stupidly.
"It's a lamp," the genie replies. "It's a goddamn lamp!"
Honestly, the best part about it is the art, so if you could all just pop on over here and tell maichan how wonderful she is and how jealous you are of me, that would be best for everyone.
ALSO. The beautiful and ever enthusiastic heard_the_owl made a podfic of my polybang that is really great and completely worth a listen or twelve. If you were kind of intrigued but not sure you wanted to read 20K+ of Jared/Jensen/Genevieve no matter how much pseudocesty incest kink it had, I really hope you'll listen to the podfic!
And that's my post tonight. I guess I should, like, do homework now or something. ♥