Title: Not the Gumdrop Buttons
Fandom: Real Person Fic - CW
Rating: NC-17 for Explicit Sexual Content, HEAVY Crack, Kind-Of!Kidfic, and Language
Word Count: 12,339
Summary: AU: Jared is a gingerbread cookie, Jensen is the chef who loves him to life, and somehow things just get weirder from there.
More J2 longfic on Monday! I
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