But enough whambulance!
The Devil You Know Squee Post
Lalalalala, the Winchester brothers are doing it.
Recap: JESS. AND CROATOAN. Bouncy!Elisa was bouncy.
Dead Meat Sequence: OMFG. They just killed Obama with the Rage virus. That is bad mojo.
"It looks like the king of pop."
His playful face and how stupid he is being on a case? OMFG. IT WAS SO DEAN. I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE HIM BACKKK.
I thought the Boys did a HILARIOUSLY AWESOME job acting with those masks on. They made really funny faces and communicated with each other a lot and
"Did you just say statues were crying?"
"That's crazy, lady."
...BOYS. BEING BOYS. AND WORKING TOGETHER. I CANNOT HANDLE IT.
THEY CAN'T JUST MENTION CROATOAN AND NOT DELIVER. CROATOAN IS A HARBINGER OF WINCESTY PASSION AND THEREFORE VERY RELEVANT TO MAI INTERESTS.
Oh, oh, oh. THEY KEEP TALKING AT THE SAME TIME. NONSTOP. JUST TO MAKE ME SMILEEE.
LOL. Crowley scared the crap out of me. And poor Sammy is waking up with a very sore ass tomorrow to pay Dean back for stabbing the Impala. I don't care if you thought there were a hundred demons back there, Sam. You don't stab the other woman just because she's also pretty.
I LOVE how angry Sam is. I love how unwilling he is to trust Crowley. I love that he said that line about losing people on that suicide mission, good people. I love him so, so much. And I love that Dean was restraining him. I just really loved all of their interactions this episode. And the fact that they have sex. Often.
Crowley was so Good Omens this episode. It kind of makes me lean towards thinking we can trust him, but I'm still unsure. I definitely didn't trust him most of the episode and was annoyed Dean did. But Sam didn'tttt! And I do think trusting him won't be a problem, but I'm kind of annoyed that when Sam trusts a demon it gets thrown in his face but Dean is going to be right to do it. WILL SOMEBODY THROW SAM WINCHESTER
"The ate my tailor." - ...nothing to say about that. Just felt it bears repeating.
Anyone else have no idea why he's British? Except that we are not being subtle about lifting Gaimon's character?
"My heart's bleeding for you." - Oh, Deancakes! <3_<3
"Our first date." - OT3?
CANON CAR PORN, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
Who is writing me more Impala sex to celebrate that it'll be canon? COME FORTH, DEAR SOUL, AND FEED MY KINKS. BECAUSE CAR!SEX IS IN THE TOP 5 FOR ME WHEN IT INVOLVES SAM AND DEAN WINCHESTER. Also? Crowley totally got off on that. He ships it, too.
Wow. Brady. Do want sex. HE'S BRIAN KINNEY, GUYS. HE'S SOOO FAGGY IN A MASCULINE WAY AND SO HOT AND DOES ~THINGS~ TO MY VAGINA WHICH IS OFTEN ATTRACTED TO ASSHOLES.
"I need people like you."
Really, guy, don't look so adorably proud. You do NOT want him to need people like you.
Ah, yes. Now is a wonderful time to confuse the Croatoan demon, Azazel, and all that other nasty canon stuff you introduced back in those seasons you keep forgetting about.
Brady's face when Pestilence used the "Do someone better's best." line on him? *pinches cheeks* D'awwww poor sad demon!
Dean almost standing by Sam! Almost doesn't count, Dean. POOR SAM GOT LEFT BEHIND. WOE.
But it's okay, because it means he got to go on a bender! WOOO. TEAM FREEWILL COPING MECHANISMS, FOR THE
Wow, drunken!Sam! You are both saying completely moronic things and being awesome at once. I do not believe that Sam can control his body while Lucifer's in there. I mean, clearly I'm going to have to buy it. And it's kind of beautiful that he's that strong. But still. Demons are hard to put down. Lucifer is an exceptionally powerful ARCHANGEL. Also, I don't know, I feel like angel possession should have different rules. And what are we going to do? Have Sam throw himself and Lucifer into the cage and rot in there? No, I don't think so. I wish they would introduce a fucking solution to the Apocalypse that doesn't piss me off.
Jared did A++ this episode. I will restrain from going on a rant about how proud I am of how much he's grown. Mostly because Jensen rants about this for me in my big bang.
Yeah, I'm kind of irked by how okay Dean was with Crowley killing those people? How can you be so surprised, man, he'd a demon. And you're still trusting him. WHY SO SURPRISED WHEN HE SAYS "GO GET 'IM TIGER."? DEMON, DEAN.
I loved how lame Dean's recovery was when Brady told him he didn't want the rings. You know who would have probably been able to play that off a little better? You brother who almost went to law school. OH, BUT WE DIDN'T INVITE HIM, NOW DID WE?
"I want retribution and I'm going to tear it out of your ass." - I'll just be in this corner over here. Making out with Brady for a while.
Dude. This guy kicked Dean so. many. times. Like, JESUS. I just kept waiting for something to interrupt it. And no. Wow. Still kicking.
And then suddenly he's on the run? How did he escape? We don't know. Why did he think hiding in an elevator when demons can appear/disappear at random was a good idea? On the plus side, he looks like Jensen Ackles.
Wow, Crowley. Kicking ass and taking names. Holy crap.
I kind of like the son of a bitch. His gleeful amusement with Dean's fail to understand his plan and how awesomely it worked out was adorable.
"They got history." - SOEXCITEDBRINGITON.
DEAN INSISTED THEY TAKE HIM HOME TO SAM. That bird is in Love.
"I'm doing this because I trust you." - IJUYTRSEDFTGHJJIOUYFTDRSTYYUGIOJOJIG. \o/
[insert more of me objectifying Brady here]
"You had a devil on your shoulder, even then." - OMG. STOP IT. HE WAS NORMAL. THIS IS SO SAD. OMG. SAMMY. *holds*
Brady was REALLY faggy, guys. Like, REALLY. He and Sam were clearly boyfriends.
At this point I actually wrote down the words: "OMNOMNOM, VAGINA FIRE." Brady makes me a little less intelligent.
"Where's your moose?" - You know how Crowley knows Sam is well hung? Because he's been listening to him fucking Dean in the Impala for five months. So much envy from me. SO much.
"This bloody ring business better work." - This bloody ring business better not work.
Saaaaam. We do not trap our boyfriend in the bathroom.
OMG. SAM KNEW EXACTLY WHEN IT HAPPENED. BECAUSE HE THEY WERE THAT GOOD OF
THEY ENGINEERED SAM AND JESS'S BEAUTIFUL AND TRAGIC LOVE JUST TO DESTROY IT AND SAMMY? IT JUST GOT EVEN MORE TRAGIC. OMFG. OMFG. I ship it so, so, so hard. ;_;
He said she was innocent and pure. AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL. AND SAM LOVED HER SO MUCH. AND THIS ASSHOLE TOOK ALL OF THIS GLEE IN TOASTING HER. SHE THOUGHT HE WAS HER FRIEND. OMFG. SO SAD.
Also? Do not mock her for baking him cookies, you fuck face. He's trying to cheapen my OTP.
I love how annoyed and calm Sam's response to Dean through the bathroom door was. Like he wasn't the one who just trapped Dean in the bathroom. And I loved seeing Dean's conviction that Sam killed Brody get proved wrong. SEE HOW YOU BOTH HAVE YOUR FAITH IN EACH OTHER REWARDED? THERE'S A FUCKING MORAL IN THAT.
"The day I've had." - LOLOL CROWLEY.
The Lovers in League Against Satan Conversation, Or: That Time That Crowley Made Elisa Fall in Love with Him. I LOVE HOW GAY HE IS AND HOW OUT-AND-PROUD HE IS ABOUT IT. "Hello, darling." and "Something else we have in common. Apart from our torrid passion, of course." Yeah...he is trying really hard to become my favorite demon, and I am a big fan of demons.
OMFG. NO MORE HELLHOUNDS FOR DEAN. THIS IS CHARACTER TORTURE. I'M CALLING CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES ON YOU PEOPLE. I really think they've done a good job keeping Dean terrified of Hellhounds. I mean, I would be terrified, too, but Dean is usually good at hiding it when he's afraid and he just looks like a terrified little boy every time they are mentioned. Also liked how much they scared Brady. Those fucking things are not cool.
DEAN'S WORRIED "SAMMY!" WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM BECAUSE OF THE HELL HOUNDS. OMG. YES. THIS.
"I told you not to trust him." "Well, how good for yooouuuuuuuu." - BROTHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. \O/ <3_<3
Crowley is back! With a big fucking Hellhound. No, really you. STOP COURTING ME. ♥_♥
"I'll wage you a thous my pup wins." - Awww. He wuvs his puppy. Crowley/Jared/Me = OT3? *nods*
"You've screwed me for eternity." - LOLOL. Well, Crowley sure would like to.
Anyone else know why we've just decided to trust that Brady wasn't lyign about Pestilence? I mean, I know he wasn't. But He kind of had every reason to lie as far as personal loyalty goes.
HE'S GOING TO DO HIM A FAVOR AND LET SAM KILL YOU. OMNOMNOM.
THAT. MOMENT. "All these angels and demons, they don't get it, do they, Sammy? It's US they should be afraid of." MY BOYS. WORKING TOGETHER. AND JUST BEING TOO AWESOME. DANGEROUS. THEY ARE DANGEROUS TOGETHER. AND MY VAGINA? SHE LIKES THIS ABOUT THEM.
But then after that moment being so epic, putting the salt lines down and everything...the kill was kind of really anti climatic to me? Slow back up and stab. Umm...okay. Cool? We kill demons all the time, you could have stabbed him without the whole song and dance of awesome. I'm better. I thought Sam was going to do something that I am too slowly coming to accept he is not going to do.
Crowley is possessing a literary agent from New York. AHAHAHAHHAHA. Even his vessel is fabulously gay.
"I like this suit!" - Crowley is a Homosexual, ask me how.
"I'll shoot you so full of rock salt, you'll crap margaritas!" - AHA! Wow, Bobby! I kind of liked you again in this episode! Now, I'm glad they're introducing a way for him to die (I'm sorry guys, I want him dead at this point and there's nothing you can do to change my mind), but really? We're going to have him sell his soul? He's going to Hell? That would be a bummer.
Pestilence wasn't in this episode. No, it's okay, Show. We don't have way too much left to resolve this season in two episodes *at all*.
That amulet? I kind of don't see it coming back this season. *sigh*
Andddd I grow increasingly convinced they are going the pansy route on not killing the devil and locking him up instead. Still pissed!Elisa is no less pissed. I want that on the record.
I am really getting reluctant about their ability to write an ending to this season that will satisfy me.
But at least Death is going to be FUCKING INCREDIBLY AWESOME.
Wow, 6 a.m. FML.