Bimbo Baggins (cherie_morte) wrote,
Bimbo Baggins
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Do you want a man who smells like he fucked his brother while crying soulful tears? Of course you do

UM. SO. YOU KNOW THE OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS I AM OBSESSED WITH? WELL, coyotesuspect and I just wrote the Wincest version of it.

NO SPOILERS, BUT DON'T LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE JOHN BASHING.

coyotesuspect: WHEN PEOPLE SAY JOHN WINCHESTER DID THE BEST HE COULD, WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN IS, "HEY. AT LEAST HE REMEMBERED TO BUY FOOD FOR THEM MOST OF THE TIME AND ENROLL THEM IN SCHOOL DESPITE HIS MASSIVE AND OVERWHELMING OBSESSION."

cherie_morte: I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT. NO HE DIDN'T. NO. HE FUCKING DIDN'T. NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. WORST FATHER EVER, JFC.

coyotesuspect: LOOK AT ELLEN. NOW BACK TO JOHN. SADLY, HE IS NOT ELLEN. BUT JOHN COULD HAVE BEEN ELLEN! IF HE'D REALIZED RAISING HIS KIDS IN SOMETHING RESEMBLING STABLE WHILE STILL TEACHING THEM THE IMPORTANT HUNTING FACTS WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN VENGEANCE.

cherie_morte: LOOK DOWN! BACK UP. SAM IS ON A BED. FUCKING THE CLOSEST THING HE EVER HAD TO A MOTHER. WHAT'S IN HIS HAND? DEAN HAS IT! IT'S AN AMULET THAT SHOWCASES HOW FUCKED UP THEY ARE! LOOK AGAIN! THE AMULET IS NOW A GUN COLLECTION. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU'RE THE WORST FATHER ON THE PLANET. YOU WENT TO HELL.

:)
Tags: aimversations, can old spice be a fandom?, gay savant, i ship it!, oh fandom, public entry, summer 2010, the internet is eating my life, those brothers have sex
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